Man had dildo stuck in his intestine for 5 days

[Mich the Tester]

Have we done this yet?

The dildo, measuring 23 centimeters in length and 8 centimeters in diameter, somehow got stuck in his intestines, doctors at Zhongshan Hospital in Xuhui District said yesterday.

The dildo was inside the man for five days before he went to the hospital last Friday

Shanghai Daily | ???? -- English Window to China News

[doomage]

8cm diameter?

Anyone know the chinese for goatse?

[Mich the Tester]

8cm diameter?

That's what it says.

[DodgyAgent]

The big question is had it travelled up or down?

[d000hg]

I like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.

Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.

[doomage]

HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?

aussielong can help you achieve.

[Mich the Tester]

HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?

Dunno, but you could google 'gay fisting' if you're curious. Obviously, not at work.

[d000hg]

There's a reel of wire on the desk which about 8cm in diameter.

HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?

Practice. No really, you can train your bum-hole according to Monday Links (it was about goatse actually).

[Mich the Tester]

I like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.

Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.

I hope you're right.

[Mich the Tester]

"Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body."

Astonished? Fcking terrified, more like.