Reply to: Man had dildo stuck in his intestine for 5 days

[Mich the Tester]

You're the tester mate, Im sure you'll have a better methodology than me.

I suggest you try TMap or ISTQB as they both need to be shoved up someone's arse and never seen again.

[escapeUK]

You could spend the weekend researching this and report your findings on Monday morning!

You're the tester mate, Im sure you'll have a better methodology than me.

[Mich the Tester]

Never really understood how things get stuck. Isnt it the bodies natural function to push things out?

You could spend the weekend researching this and report your findings on Monday morning!

[escapeUK]

Never really understood how things get stuck. Isnt it the bodies natural function to push things out?

[EternalOptimist]

this is a slightly disturbing thread.

I used to think A&E stood for 'Accident and Emergency'
clearly in 2012
it stands for ' @rse and Entrails'

[vetran]

"The image shown demonstrates a vibrator in the rectum along with a pair of salad tongs that became lodged after attempts at self-removal."

I'm not accepting any invitations to a BBQ over there or will at least give the Salad Bar a wide berth.

[mudskipper]

"The image shown demonstrates a vibrator in the rectum along with a pair of salad tongs that became lodged after attempts at self-removal."

[mudskipper]

I'm sure there was a website of x-rays. Will do a bit of googling...

[northernladuk]

My mum used to work in A&E at Dewsbury General Hospital and apparently it wasn't uncommon for guys to come in with various stuff stuck up their ass.

Does remind me of the Jackass sketch when Ryann Dunn he puts the car up his bum and then they take an xray at the doctors and you can see the guy sitting in it and everything...

Poor quality link to it here if you want a laugh... Jackass car up the bum! - YouTube

[mudskipper]

I like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.

Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.

Ah, what doogie said.

[mudskipper]

8cm diameter?

Circumference surely.

[Mich the Tester]

"Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body."

Astonished? Fcking terrified, more like.

[Mich the Tester]

I like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.

Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.

I hope you're right.

[d000hg]

There's a reel of wire on the desk which about 8cm in diameter.

HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?

Practice. No really, you can train your bum-hole according to Monday Links (it was about goatse actually).

[Mich the Tester]

HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?

Dunno, but you could google 'gay fisting' if you're curious. Obviously, not at work.