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BrilloPad replied

6 September 2012, 18:51
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

I have to wash every time after I exercise. Usually 3 or 4 times a day.
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doodab replied

6 September 2012, 18:43
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

I wouldn't say I stink but I can smell myself of a morning. It's a pleasant smell to me but I tend to shower before leaving the house.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 September 2012, 16:01
Businessman on train -'you are gorgeous. Can I smell your f@nny?'
Gorgeous blonde - 'No you most certainly can not. you pervert'
BoT -'Oh. it must be your feet then'
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moggy replied

6 September 2012, 15:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I had asparagus for lunch - in the smallest room and eew!

Garlic curry last night.. and a garlic naan.. I bet I ponged today!
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vetran replied

6 September 2012, 15:50
I had asparagus for lunch - in the smallest room and eew!
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DaveB replied

6 September 2012, 15:46
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?

God knows how long it had been for the guy riding in front of me on the way home last night. Every time I caught up to his back wheel the stench was so overpowering I had to back off again.
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TestMangler replied

6 September 2012, 15:40
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

"Morning Ladies" said the blind man as he walked past Billingsgate.

Welcome to The CUK Old Jokes Home.

Church Administrator : Bishop, The Canon is here.

Bishop : Oh good, tell him he's fired.
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d000hg replied

6 September 2012, 15:35
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Isn't it nice to go without a shower and sniff oneself from time to time?

I wouldn't want to do it every day mind.

Hopefully you have to go a couple of days without washing before you start to pong though?
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Troll replied

6 September 2012, 15:32
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BrilloPad replied

6 September 2012, 13:31
"Morning Ladies" said the blind man as he walked past Billingsgate.
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SimonMac replied

6 September 2012, 13:22
Better
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SimonMac replied

6 September 2012, 13:21
Good
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northernladuk replied

6 September 2012, 13:15
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I smell of man, therefore it is always a pleasant smell

Would that be Calvin Klein Man or Paul Smith Man??
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SimonMac replied

6 September 2012, 13:11
I smell of man, therefore it is always a pleasant smell
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BrilloPad replied

6 September 2012, 12:48
Which part of you do you sniff?
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