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  • Scoobos
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    great thread. I had no idea of silversurfers. cheers

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Do they help?
    yep they compress the skin to improve blood flow.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.[/SIZE]
    Do they help?

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  • Zippy
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    Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.

    God - I really can't believe how this place has gone to the dogs. In my day .... mutter ... yes that's right love ... mutter. ... used to be all fields ... you could leave your acount unlocked ... mutter

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Your ex-wife was also an OAP?
    No, my first wife was a toothless dental floss saleswoman from Montana.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.
    Your ex-wife was also an OAP?

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
    .net, you say?

    It's not Gentile, is it?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Divorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.
    Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Divorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
    I think you already know the answer mate.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
    It's just a phase you are going through. Many older women are looking for young men with gsoh for n/s fun. Many are ns and oh


    er.. so I believe. a mate told me
    <cough>


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  • bfg
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    K-Y

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  • xoggoth
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    Worried

    Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?

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