Reply to: Asperger's

[vetran]

My wee smells like sugar puffs. Should I be seeking medical advice?

no..... insulin

[vetran]

you must spread it around before giving it to k2p2 again!

[BrilloPad]

I have a friend whose brother has Asperger's. He's obsessed with lorries, and can't appreciate the context of anything you say to him.

I have asperger's. I am obsessed with women.

[fullyautomatix]

[Robinho]

I have a friend whose brother has Asperger's. He's obsessed with lorries, and can't appreciate the context of anything you say to him.

[SimonMac]

Now you just need an excuse for being wrong the other 99% of the time and you're all set.

Because he doesn't listen to CM?

[Bacchus]

And French Cidre makes it smell like newly cut grass.

Same with Diamond White and Thunerbird wine...

Oh crap, did I say that out loud...

[Bacchus]

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...

I LOVE fresh beetroot, but, yes, there is always that "bowel cancer" and "investing in German toilets" moment the next day...

[mudskipper]

And French Cidre makes it smell like newly cut grass.

[Bacchus]

A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

It didn't last long....

Couldn't agree more!

What's "going for a slash" got to do with snorting coke???

Unless she had a p155 at the same time?

[FiveTimes]

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...

Salad - WTF, you'd be needing an ambulance if after a hard day tippy tappy you serve me that for my dinner

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

It didn't last long....

[cojak]

And why only certain people? And why can only certain people smell it? A real puzzler

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...

[Gentile]

He shoots, he scores. The crowd goes wild!

Now you just need an excuse for being wrong the other 99% of the time and you're all set.

[Sausage Surprise]

My wee smells like sugar puffs. Should I be seeking medical advice?