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    #11
    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    me, me



    Actually I thought this thread was about asparagus. Why does it make your wee smell funny?
    And why only certain people? And why can only certain people smell it? A real puzzler

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      #12
      There is something disturbingly hypnotic going on with that Llama death-stare
      I love it



      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        My wee smells like sugar puffs. Should I be seeking medical advice?
        Blood in your poo

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          #14
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          He shoots, he scores. The crowd goes wild!
          Now you just need an excuse for being wrong the other 99% of the time and you're all set.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            And why only certain people? And why can only certain people smell it? A real puzzler
            That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

            Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

              Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

              I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

              It didn't last long....

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

                Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...
                Salad - WTF, you'd be needing an ambulance if after a hard day tippy tappy you serve me that for my dinner

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
                  A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

                  Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

                  I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

                  It didn't last long....

                  Couldn't agree more!

                  What's "going for a slash" got to do with snorting coke???

                  Unless she had a p155 at the same time?

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                    #19
                    And French Cidre makes it smell like newly cut grass.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

                      Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...
                      I LOVE fresh beetroot, but, yes, there is always that "bowel cancer" and "investing in German toilets" moment the next day...

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