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vetran replied

3 August 2012, 10:16
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

My wee smells like sugar puffs. Should I be seeking medical advice?

no..... insulin
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vetran replied

3 August 2012, 10:15
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

you must spread it around before giving it to k2p2 again!
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BrilloPad replied

3 August 2012, 10:01
Originally posted by Robinho View Post

I have a friend whose brother has Asperger's. He's obsessed with lorries, and can't appreciate the context of anything you say to him.

I have asperger's. I am obsessed with women.
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fullyautomatix replied

3 August 2012, 08:56
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
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Robinho replied

3 August 2012, 08:39
I have a friend whose brother has Asperger's. He's obsessed with lorries, and can't appreciate the context of anything you say to him.
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SimonMac replied

3 August 2012, 08:28
Originally posted by Gentile View Post

Now you just need an excuse for being wrong the other 99% of the time and you're all set.

Because he doesn't listen to CM?
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Bacchus replied

3 August 2012, 08:27
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

And French Cidre makes it smell like newly cut grass.

Same with Diamond White and Thunerbird wine...

Oh crap, did I say that out loud...
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Bacchus replied

3 August 2012, 08:26
Originally posted by cojak View Post

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...

I LOVE fresh beetroot, but, yes, there is always that "bowel cancer" and "investing in German toilets" moment the next day...
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mudskipper replied

3 August 2012, 08:25
And French Cidre makes it smell like newly cut grass.
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Bacchus replied

3 August 2012, 08:24
Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post

A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

It didn't last long....

Couldn't agree more!

What's "going for a slash" got to do with snorting coke???

Unless she had a p155 at the same time?
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FiveTimes replied

3 August 2012, 08:17
Originally posted by cojak View Post

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...

Salad - WTF, you'd be needing an ambulance if after a hard day tippy tappy you serve me that for my dinner
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Malcolm Buggeridge replied

3 August 2012, 08:16
A few years ago, I was courting a lovely young lady from Barnstaple.

Charming in all respects except one. She referred to the act of "powdering her nose" as "going for a slash".

I found it most unedifying and her continual use of the term prevented my old chap rising to the occassion.

It didn't last long....
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cojak replied

3 August 2012, 08:11
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

And why only certain people? And why can only certain people smell it? A real puzzler

That's nothing compared to fresh beetroot.

Mr C thought he needed an ambulance after a salad with it in...
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Gentile replied

3 August 2012, 07:59
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

He shoots, he scores. The crowd goes wild!

Now you just need an excuse for being wrong the other 99% of the time and you're all set.
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Sausage Surprise replied

3 August 2012, 07:49
My wee smells like sugar puffs. Should I be seeking medical advice?
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