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Previously on "Crash bang wallop. Ker-thump"

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  • Sysman
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    Closer inspection reveals it was a DVD player.

    My guess is that holiday weekend plus booze plus warm weather plus malfunctioning DVD player pushed someone over the edge.

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  • doomage
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    Saw another question on CUK that could have easily been answered by using the search facility?

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  • northernladuk
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    Nerd Rage while losing at PVP on Warcraft?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Have you found out why?
    Not yet. A decent audience promptly assembled to witness the tantrum and the female neighbour with the sharp tongue* was in full scolding mode.

    I'll ask when everyone has cooled down.

    * Nice enough lass when I first met her. Had to downgrade her from "want to know her better" to "don't get involved" after hearing some unfortunate bloke get a prolonged earful.

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  • Old Hack
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    I'd wager asking someone who has just lost it enough to throw a whole puter out of a window, isn't going to be in a good frame of mood for a while and possibly a bit unhinged naturally. I pour tea on mine to make it suffer when it annoys me.

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  • d000hg
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    The HDD is almost certainly still OK or recoverable I'd wager.

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  • Diver
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    Originally Posted by Sysman
    One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.

    It's in bits now, all over the pavement.
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Have you found out why?
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    because it fell, 16 maybe 18 feet, onto a hard surface
    they are not exactly built to be thrown around, are they ?




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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Have you found out why?


    because it fell, 16 maybe 18 feet, onto a hard surface
    they are not exactly built to be thrown around, are they ?




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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Have you found out why?
    Never mind that!

    Is the hard drive ok?

    Check it for pron and personal info

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.

    It's in bits now, all over the pavement.
    Have you found out why?

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  • doomage
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.

    It's in bits now, all over the pavement.
    bits. nice one.

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  • petergriffin
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.
    I could never imagine you lived in Moss Side.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Tell him thats not what they mean by exiting windows
    Or landing in MS Flight Simulator.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Hope it was a Mac.
    WCHS

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  • SimonMac
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    Tell him thats not what they mean by exiting windows, unless it was a linux box and he didn't know that tux couldn't fly.

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