Reply to: Hair Removal Cream

[mudskipper]

That stuff stinks. Or at least it did last time I tried it about 20 years ago. Maybe they've improved the formula now.

[realityhack]

Did you put this in as an answer to 'Why do you think you should be a CUK Moderator?' question?

I've done worse. Substituting toothpaste for silicone sealant was a memorable one. We used to compete for the title of 'most evil practical joker' in that student houseshare.

[darmstadt]

Here you go:

[TheBigD]

From the same page...

I came across this product when looking for something to reduce the tickling my girlfriend was suffering during our weekly tea-bagging sessions, the mild burning sensation was pleasant at first but much like a dodgy midrange not only did this sensation quickly become unpleasant but it left an untolerable aftertaste in my girlfriend's mouth. The numbing of her tongue was handy though as it suppressed her gag reflex leading to a night that has easily made my top 3. All in all I would rate this product as an 8 which would easily be a nine if it came in strawberry flavour.

[northernladuk]

I once mixed that stuff into a fellow student's shampoo as a practical joke. Poor lad, he thought he had alopecia.

Did you put this in as an answer to 'Why do you think you should be a CUK Moderator?' question?

[escapeUK]

Surely all of us rich contractors can afford laser? Hair removal cream, so working class, sniff.

[SimonMac]

This is why we have a rep system IMVHO.

Well I am 4th in the charts and I am the only one not whoring for rep, does that mean I can claim a moral victory?

[Pondlife]

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty

One of the reviews:

This is why we have a rep system IMVHO.

[Durbs]

Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths

Really??? Never seen that!

[Notascooby]

Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?

Nose / Ear trimmer or visit a Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths (poured on cotton wool, set on fire and dabbed quickly over the ears).

[doodab]

I use a beard trimmer / hair clipper. Much safer as long as you don't try and use bare blades on your scrotum. Always go with at least a number 1.

[MaryPoppins]

So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?

Not sure, I'm a bit wary about putting hair removal cream on sensitive / treasured areas, mainly since reading a tip about using Veet as an effective drain cleaner.

Keep the hair, you're a man.

[Durbs]

Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?

[Old Greg]

Cheers for the giggle, Im.

[BrilloPad]

So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?