Hair Removal Cream

[SimonMac]

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty

One of the reviews:

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

[realityhack]

I once mixed that stuff into a fellow student's shampoo as a practical joke. Poor lad, he thought he had alopecia.

[Scrag Meister]

Made I laugh this did, P.S. I do like dogs.

Another Amazon Review.

I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.

[BrilloPad]

So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?

[Old Greg]

Cheers for the giggle, Im.

[Durbs]

Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?

[MaryPoppins]

So is using hair removal cream better than using strips for a back, crack and sack?

Not sure, I'm a bit wary about putting hair removal cream on sensitive / treasured areas, mainly since reading a tip about using Veet as an effective drain cleaner.

Keep the hair, you're a man.

[doodab]

I use a beard trimmer / hair clipper. Much safer as long as you don't try and use bare blades on your scrotum. Always go with at least a number 1.

[Notascooby]

Serious question, the older I get, the fuzzier my earlobes have become, do you reckon this stuff would do the trick or would it fck them up?

Nose / Ear trimmer or visit a Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths (poured on cotton wool, set on fire and dabbed quickly over the ears).

[Durbs]

Turkish barber, they burn the hair off with meths

Really??? Never seen that!