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    #11
    This is why we have a rep system IMVHO.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      This is why we have a rep system IMVHO.
      Well I am 4th in the charts and I am the only one not whoring for rep, does that mean I can claim a moral victory?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #13
        Surely all of us rich contractors can afford laser? Hair removal cream, so working class, sniff.

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          #14
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post


          I once mixed that stuff into a fellow student's shampoo as a practical joke. Poor lad, he thought he had alopecia.
          Did you put this in as an answer to 'Why do you think you should be a CUK Moderator?' question?
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            From the same page...

            I came across this product when looking for something to reduce the tickling my girlfriend was suffering during our weekly tea-bagging sessions, the mild burning sensation was pleasant at first but much like a dodgy midrange not only did this sensation quickly become unpleasant but it left an untolerable aftertaste in my girlfriend's mouth. The numbing of her tongue was handy though as it suppressed her gag reflex leading to a night that has easily made my top 3. All in all I would rate this product as an 8 which would easily be a nine if it came in strawberry flavour.
            If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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              #16
              Here you go:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Did you put this in as an answer to 'Why do you think you should be a CUK Moderator?' question?


                I've done worse. Substituting toothpaste for silicone sealant was a memorable one. We used to compete for the title of 'most evil practical joker' in that student houseshare.

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                  #18
                  That stuff stinks. Or at least it did last time I tried it about 20 years ago. Maybe they've improved the formula now.

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