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Churchill replied

8 March 2012, 13:53
Call in "EskimoBob"...
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wobbegong replied

8 March 2012, 13:11
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

A big ****-off Guinea Pig...

That would be one of these guys.
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northernladuk replied

8 March 2012, 10:52
Ring the local soap factory and tell em to get crank up the vats!!!
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d000hg replied

8 March 2012, 10:04
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

With 125,000 dogs

You need to stop using nursery rhymes as your source of natural history education... dogs don't eat cats, cows don't eat dogs, and horses certainly don't eat cows
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Troll replied

8 March 2012, 10:01
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

They should contact Torquay Council. Every summer they have to take measures to get countless numbers of huge flabby whales off the beach before dusk.
The strategy generally involves allowing most seafront bars to have Happy Hours IIRC.

HTH

Couldn't they just invite you to an "all you can eat" event?
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shaunbhoy replied

8 March 2012, 08:33
They should contact Torquay Council. Every summer they have to take measures to get countless numbers of huge flabby whales off the beach before dusk.
The strategy generally involves allowing most seafront bars to have Happy Hours IIRC.

HTH
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BrilloPad replied

8 March 2012, 08:00
So it ended up in landfill.

BBC News - What happens after a whale is beached?
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BrilloPad replied

7 March 2012, 10:07
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Tow it out to sea and sink it.

Then why did they take it away with a lorry?

Maybe they are going to dump it outside Prescott's house?
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MarillionFan replied

7 March 2012, 10:07
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

Leave Pogles Guinea pig cage open.

(Oh bugger to slow!)
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TimberWolf replied

7 March 2012, 10:04
Tow it out to sea and sink it.
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Churchill replied

7 March 2012, 10:03
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

A big ****-off Guinea Pig...
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eek replied

7 March 2012, 09:55
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BBC News - Dead whale moved from Skegness beach

Quickly I would hope.
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SimonMac replied

7 March 2012, 09:53
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

With 125,000 dogs
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BrilloPad replied

7 March 2012, 09:31
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Saw this on the news yesterday

Huge 335kg bluefin tuna is somefin special | The Sun |News

That's whole lot of tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

The tought of whale sandwiches makes me want to blubber
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oracleslave replied

7 March 2012, 09:25
Saw this on the news yesterday

Huge 335kg bluefin tuna is somefin special | The Sun |News

That's whole lot of tuna and cucumber sandwiches.
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