How do you dispose of a 30 tonne whale?

[SimonMac]

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

With 125,000 dogs

[eek]

BBC News - Dead whale moved from Skegness beach

Quickly I would hope.

[Churchill]

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

A big ****-off Guinea Pig...

[TimberWolf]

Tow it out to sea and sink it.

[MarillionFan]

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

Leave Pogles Guinea pig cage open.

(Oh bugger to slow!)

[BrilloPad]

Tow it out to sea and sink it.

Then why did they take it away with a lorry?

Maybe they are going to dump it outside Prescott's house?

[BrilloPad]

So it ended up in landfill.

BBC News - What happens after a whale is beached?

[shaunbhoy]

They should contact Torquay Council. Every summer they have to take measures to get countless numbers of huge flabby whales off the beach before dusk.
The strategy generally involves allowing most seafront bars to have Happy Hours IIRC.

HTH

[Troll]

They should contact Torquay Council. Every summer they have to take measures to get countless numbers of huge flabby whales off the beach before dusk.
The strategy generally involves allowing most seafront bars to have Happy Hours IIRC.

HTH

Couldn't they just invite you to an "all you can eat" event?

[d000hg]

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

With 125,000 dogs

You need to stop using nursery rhymes as your source of natural history education... dogs don't eat cats, cows don't eat dogs, and horses certainly don't eat cows