Reply to: client co enforcing leave in december

[eek]

At last!!!! We have a winner!! A northern female a lady? Give me a break More like NorthernSwampDonkey from where I live.

Surely depending on area it would be NorthernPitPony.

[northernladuk]

I'm not convinced that northernladyuk is real. Surely she'd be northernlassuk

At last!!!! We have a winner!! A northern female a lady? Give me a break More like NorthernSwampDonkey from where I live.

[NotAllThere]

I'm not convinced that northernladyuk is real. Surely she'd be northernlassuk

[MarillionFan]

It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.

So NLyUK. How did you meet NLUK. Was it over the internet?

[northernladyuk]

It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.

[Zippy]

No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...

<sni-gg-er>

[rsingh]

Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
Hope it all works out!

No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...

[Zippy]

Can I put that on expenses?

Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
Hope it all works out!

[rsingh]

(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.

Can I put that on expenses?

[thunderlizard]

(1) I would go wherever scores highest on the Thunderlizard Patent Holiday Evaluation Algorithm:

H = ((average temperature - 15C) * number of days) / total cost

(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.

[Zippy]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

Oh no. You're in Belgium aren't you? She will never be able to admit that to the neighbours or her family, so you'll probably get away with it.

PS - make sure you get the bill and send it to your accountant/solicitor.

[TestMangler]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

Tell her to mind her own f***ing business !!

[rsingh]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

[gingerjedi]

Is anyone working over Christmas?

No, I'm going to client site with a few DVD box sets though.

[TestMangler]

Well, here lies the problem. How do I explain the suntan to the wife when she thinks I'm working?

Take the Yacht around the Bering Sea. Problem solved