Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?
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client co enforcing leave in december
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Tell her to mind her own f***ing business !!Originally posted by rsingh View PostAnother problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Oh no. You're in Belgium aren't you? She will never be able to admit that to the neighbours or her family, so you'll probably get away with it.Originally posted by rsingh View PostAnother problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?
PS - make sure you get the bill and send it to your accountant/solicitor.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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(1) I would go wherever scores highest on the Thunderlizard Patent Holiday Evaluation Algorithm:
(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.Code:H = ((average temperature - 15C) * number of days) / total cost
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Can I put that on expenses?Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.Comment
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Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.Originally posted by rsingh View PostCan I put that on expenses?
Hope it all works out!
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No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOf course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
Hope it all works out!
After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...Comment
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<sni-gg-er>Originally posted by rsingh View PostNo forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.
After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.Comment
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So NLyUK. How did you meet NLUK. Was it over the internet?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostIt's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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