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client co enforcing leave in december

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    #11
    Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

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      #12
      Originally posted by rsingh View Post
      Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?
      Tell her to mind her own f***ing business !!
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by rsingh View Post
        Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?
        Oh no. You're in Belgium aren't you? She will never be able to admit that to the neighbours or her family, so you'll probably get away with it.

        PS - make sure you get the bill and send it to your accountant/solicitor.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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          #14
          (1) I would go wherever scores highest on the Thunderlizard Patent Holiday Evaluation Algorithm:
          Code:
          H = ((average temperature - 15C) * number of days) / total cost
          (2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.

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            #15
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            (2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.
            Can I put that on expenses?

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              #16
              Originally posted by rsingh View Post
              Can I put that on expenses?
              Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
              Hope it all works out!
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
                Hope it all works out!
                No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

                After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by rsingh View Post
                  No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

                  After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...
                  <sni-gg-er>
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #19
                    It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                      It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.
                      So NLyUK. How did you meet NLUK. Was it over the internet?
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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