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Previously on "My Favourite CUK posters"

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah apparently its because he's a disabled Jewish lesbian stuck in a man's body.
    That would be the dream .....

    Then instead of working like a chump, I could claim twice as much on welfare ....

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Craic View Post
    I think that an analysis of the bannings would show that the rules are not the same. I would invite you to go and look at bannings over a period of time to see whether they are more harshly applied to newcomers or veterans.
    It's a community. If you join a sports club and get to know the guys, after a while you can shout insults at someone when they screw up and bitch about how the club is run and it's all part of it. If you turn up on day one and tell someone they suck and rant about the club rules, you'll get short shift.

    You also have to show you can take as good as you give.

    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah apparently its because he's a disabled Jewish lesbian stuck in a man's body.
    That your fantasy?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Battle scarred (or is that "scared") veteran. Most posters never leave the base. MF just peels potatoes... got caught stealing one, so that's why he got his infraction.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The vast majority of bannings go to people with one post, which never gets approved. The next biggest categories are those who have a few dozen postings before we cotton on to them being out and out trolls, racist bigots or other undesirables. So, he's right. Most bannings are not of veterans.

    Which is what you'd expect anyway. Veterans wouldn't have made it to veteran if they had been banned on a regular basis. Likewise, humourless little tits attract moderation. The mistake is to assume this is because they're newbies. No, it's simply because humourless little tits, unless they're peculiarly persistent, never really hang around to be anything other than newbies.
    I thought that is exactly how you got the esteemed title of a veteran?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    WHS. There are some total knobbers here, but they must contribute something of worth now and again. Or perhaps did, historically.

    Just piss off if you don't like it, for goodness sake.
    Wmps. On a separate note how is the handyman going?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    I know it is unfair that SB, SAS and MF (and others) get to act like 5 year olds when you dont, but to be teachers pet(s) you have to make the effort early on.
    WHS. There are some total knobbers here, but they must contribute something of worth now and again. Or perhaps did, historically.

    Just piss off if you don't like it, for goodness sake.

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  • Craic
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    THis is currently the most viewed thread on the front page of the CUK Forum today (non sticky).

    Pat yourselves on the back posters.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What about sim121 who has been banned 4 times since joining in June.
    What about him? You and wim121 don't really qualify as "most". I really think you need to read something like this.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Yeah, figures. Reminds NAT of his dad.
    Mum shirley?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah apparently its because he's a disabled Jewish lesbian stuck in a man's body.
    Yeah, figures. Reminds NAT of his dad.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is it because he's black?
    Nah apparently its because he's a disabled Jewish lesbian stuck in a man's body.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The vast majority of bannings go to people with one post, which never gets approved. The next biggest categories are those who have a few dozen postings before we cotton on to them being out and out trolls, racist bigots or other undesirables. So, he's right. Most bannings are not of veterans.

    Which is what you'd expect anyway. Veterans wouldn't have made it to veteran if they had been banned on a regular basis. Likewise, humourless little tits attract moderation. The mistake is to assume this is because they're newbies. No, it's simply because humourless little tits, unless they're peculiarly persistent, never really hang around to be anything other than newbies.

    The logic you're using is:

    Craic is a humourless little tit.
    Craic is a newbie
    Craic is being moderated more harshly than veterans
    Therefore all newbies are moderated harshly than veterans.

    Do you see the flaw in your logic yet?

    Most newbies in fact are moderated hardly at all.
    What about sim121 who has been banned 4 times since joining in June.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Craic View Post
    What about sim121 who has been banned 4 times since joining in June.
    Is it because he's black?

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  • Craic
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The vast majority of bannings go to people with one post, which never gets approved. The next biggest categories are those who have a few dozen postings before we cotton on to them being out and out trolls, racist bigots or other undesirables. So, he's right. Most bannings are not of veterans.

    Which is what you'd expect anyway. Veterans wouldn't have made it to veteran if they had been banned on a regular basis. Likewise, humourless little tits attract moderation. The mistake is to assume this is because they're newbies. No, it's simply because humourless little tits, unless they're peculiarly persistent, never really hang around to be anything other than newbies.

    The logic you're using is:

    Craic is a humourless little tit.
    Craic is a newbie
    Craic is being moderated more harshly than veterans
    Therefore all newbies are moderated harshly than veterans.

    Do you see the flaw in your logic yet?

    Most newbies in fact are moderated hardly at all.
    What about sim121 who has been banned 4 times since joining in June.

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  • NotAllThere
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    The vast majority of bannings go to people with one post, which never gets approved. The next biggest categories are those who have a few dozen postings before we cotton on to them being out and out trolls, racist bigots or other undesirables. So, he's right. Most bannings are not of veterans.

    Which is what you'd expect anyway. Veterans wouldn't have made it to veteran if they had been banned on a regular basis. Likewise, humourless little tits attract moderation. The mistake is to assume this is because they're newbies. No, it's simply because humourless little tits, unless they're peculiarly persistent, never really hang around to be anything other than newbies.

    The logic you're using is:

    Craic is a humourless little tit.
    Craic is a newbie
    Craic is being moderated more harshly than veterans
    Therefore all newbies are moderated harshly than veterans.

    Do you see the flaw in your logic yet?

    Most newbies in fact are moderated hardly at all.

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