Reply to: Everyone's doing it....

[Old Greg]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

Make sure he doesn't just paint over the cracks.

[norrahe]

So.

Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.

As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.

However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.

After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.

He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.

I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.

[DaveB]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

25 mins? Yo want to do it twice AND cuddle afterwards?

[Cliphead]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

[MaryPoppins]

Go girl!

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

[Cliphead]

So.

Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.

As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.

However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.

After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.

He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.

I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.

Go girl!

[SimonMac]

Go for it, get that itched scratched

[MaryPoppins]

So.

Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.

As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.

However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.

After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.

He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.

I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.

[norrahe]

[SimonMac]

[d000hg]

A pumpkin? Up her fannydango? OMG!!

Is the pumpkin the big pasty one or the small one with the purple head?

[oracleslave]

Some one with a worse dating history than any of us:

Ms Deer: The Disaster Diaries

Hy babe, u like wot u see? Wanna meet up for sex?”

Response: I’d rather tulip in my hands and clap.

[MaryPoppins]

I wasn't planning on giving it back.

To be honest the stuff is making my desk smell funny, although that maybe the tuna.

Could be the tuna, as long as you weren't using a lady to store your sweetcorn in?

[Pondlife]

That's kind of you, but I prefer them on the cob.

I wasn't planning on giving it back.

To be honest the stuff is making my desk smell funny, although that maybe the tuna.

[SimonMac]

You've been in Yorkshire too long mate


Now if it was other 'Scottish fruit/veg' items like Twix, Snickers or Wispa, that would be different.

Chocolate fingers are a whole other area of conversation