Reply to: Argument in the next room.

[Old Greg]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and turn the volume up

Where do you work?

[BA to the Stars]

I once saw something behind the door in a travel lodge, obviously overlooked by the cleaners. It was a thong. a crusty one

Oh good, you found it, can I have it back please

[DaveB]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and wank my self into oblivion

FTFY







Sorry, but it had to be done

[darmstadt]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and turn the volume up

[MrMark]

Please delete this thread - I'm killing myself laughing...

[northernladuk]

Keep google translate up so you can keep up with what they are saying. Might be something juicy.....

[Platypus]

I stayed in a hotel a few years ago and I could hear the neighbours going at it big time.

It sounded that good that when they'd finished, I had a cigarette

[ChrisPackit]

I stayed in a hotel a few years ago and I could hear the neighbours going at it big time.

It sounded that good that when they'd finished, I had a cigarette

[EternalOptimist]

And you just can't get to sleep stuck there with your ear to the wall. It's so unfair.


Still got it?

its a bit tight, it's killing me

[EternalOptimist]

those little hotel glasses are absolutely useless for listening through walls as well.


I once saw something behind the door in a travel lodge, obviously overlooked by the cleaners. It was a thong. a crusty one

[PAH]

It can be difficult to decipher sometimes - it could just as easily be foreplay. Earplugs either way.

Yep. Once was in a hotel room with pretty thin walls. Awoke to the sounds from the next room of someone getting slapped around while he was giving her loads of verbal abuse. Then she started moaning and I realised he was just spanking her arse.

[MarillionFan]

Why-aye. Why-Aye! WHY-AYE MAN!!!!!

[NickFitz]

Geordie couple in the next room.

Expecting a fight in the next 10 minutes.

Geordies? More like then

[OwlHoot]

Take no notice of RH and NF, and try and get a transcript, or at least the gist, for us to chortle over tomorrow.

[NickFitz]

It can be difficult to decipher sometimes - it could just as easily be foreplay. Earplugs either way.

Many a true word spoken in jest. Or, in this case, in truth