Argument in the next room.

[Platypus]

I stayed in a hotel a few years ago and I could hear the neighbours going at it big time.

It sounded that good that when they'd finished, I had a cigarette

[northernladuk]

Keep google translate up so you can keep up with what they are saying. Might be something juicy.....

[MrMark]

Please delete this thread - I'm killing myself laughing...

[darmstadt]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and turn the volume up

[DaveB]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and wank my self into oblivion

FTFY







Sorry, but it had to be done

[BA to the Stars]

I once saw something behind the door in a travel lodge, obviously overlooked by the cleaners. It was a thong. a crusty one

Oh good, you found it, can I have it back please

[Old Greg]

I'm getting fed up with people doing the horizontal mambo in rooms next to me that I now plug the loudspeakers into my laptop, find a either a threesome or rough gay sex on Youporn and turn the volume up

Where do you work?