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Previously on "Warning to anyone thinking on taking on the prawn"

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  • AtW
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    I wish they had a prawnto judgment.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    For goodness hake!
    The atmosphere's getting tench in here now.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Maybe they could hold the herring in a County Court?

    That's be a bloater her.
    For goodness hake!

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?
    Maybe they could hold the herring in a County Court?

    That's be a bloater her.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    It's a shame he sold his sole for so little.
    Oh, Cod.

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  • Old Greg
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    This will turn into a real administrative haddock.

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  • cojak
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    It's a shame he sold his sole for so little.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Still, I'm glad that the just-trying-to-earn-an-honest-crustasian languages interpreter did OK out of it.
    It would be great if we could all Findus a gig like that.

    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    That's the issue, not that it cost so much!


    Good to see someone taking a Birdseye view on the matter.


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  • Old Greg
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    Still, I'm glad that the just-trying-to-earn-an-honest-crustasian languages interpreter did OK out of it.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?
    That's the issue, not that it cost so much!

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  • Old Greg
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    Maybe it was a simple cockle up?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?
    Just the CPS flexing their mussels.
    or as the French would put it, pour encourager les oysters.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    In all seriousness, wtf was this permitted to go to Crown Court?
    Er I studied law I have £60K of student debt and I'll sell my dead grandmother if means making a few squid.

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  • vetran
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    Don't be Shellfish, spread some Rep.

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  • NotAllThere
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    This is not the plaice for bad puns.

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