Reply to: Battered - Choice of spirit

[cailin maith]

I wouldn't be caught dead with anything LV, they've been chavvy for years, that and gucci and burberry.

It's how you spot the essex girls in the city

I'm sure.

Mine is an old one anyway. Prob 25/30 years. Still a fantastic bag and the chavs will move onto something else in time and I can ressurect it.

[PAH]

Can't even do banana milkshakes now.

My only experience of banana alcoholic drinks was one birthday a few years ago when a mate's wife bought me some 'banana shyter' cocktail sized 'shots'. I nearly made it back to their house too, but instead managed to puke up all down the side of the taxi having hung my head out of the window knowing what was about to happen.

On the plus side, my mate made his wife clean up the taxi for buying me those silly drinks while I was simultaneously feeling ill and trying not to laugh my head off.

[norrahe]

Don't use the LV one much anymore. It's a bit big for a going out bag & they are a little chavvy these days.

I wouldn't be caught dead with anything LV, they've been chavvy for years, that and gucci and burberry.

It's how you spot the essex girls in the city

[cailin maith]

I'd understand if it was a louis vuitton one.

Don't use the LV one much anymore. It's a bit big for a going out bag & they are a little chavvy these days.

[norrahe]

Żubrówka is the only spirit I'll drink these days.
It tastes lovely with ice and tonic.

I prefer that one on its own rather than with tonic, it has a unique flavour because of the bison grass.

[Pogle]

Żubrówka is the only spirit I'll drink these days.
It tastes lovely with ice and tonic.

[Old Greg]

My wife can't drink American Cream Soda.

Then don't ever again let MF near your Soda Stream.

[d000hg]

My wife can't drink American Cream Soda.

[suityou01]

I vaguely recall getting smashed on banana cocktails in Ibiza with my father in law. The following day I awoke to the tiled floor of my apartment swimming in yellow stale banana sick, with all of the towels from the bathroom drunkenly swept across the floor in an attempt to clean up at 4am.

Head thumping, smell overpouring. Then a knock at the door from the inlaws and my fiancee at the time (now incredibly SY02). The wretching looks on their poor faces as the smell and realisation hit them.

Can't even do banana milkshakes now.

[OwlHoot]

ftfy

Prawn Sandwich.

Who is the avatar? Ronnie Cray as a baby?

[DaveB]

Sambuca

I still have splashes of Sambuca puke stain on my Burberry handbag. Gutted.

Chavyyy laddyyyy

FTFY

[norrahe]

Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

Usually I expect some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll pass.

I would if I were you I really don't want to pass this syphilis onto everyone and the scabies is just a pain, hopefully the meds for gonorrhoea and the plague have kicked in ,so you you should be ok on that, failing that a haz mat suit should work just fine

[MarillionFan]

Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

Usually I offer some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll do it for free.

ftfy

Prawn Sandwich.

[DimPrawn]

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Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

Usually I expect some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll pass.

[norrahe]

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