Reply to: Agent taking the peepee

[eek]

After a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.

Don't worry after a few days everything will return to normal and you'll be able to sit down again.

[eek]

ok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?

There is no need for a black list. The white list is a guest list that grants you instant entry. It is that magic something that ensures agents ring you instantly a suitable contract appears.

Everyone else has to join the queue and hopes the bouncer (agent) firstly notices them and then agrees to talk to them.

[ChimpMaster]

Except, for £100, I can take anyone's name off using my little 'back door'.

After a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.

[2BIT]

No, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.

ok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?

[MaryPoppins]

That's an extra 20%. If you don't like it, take your custom elsewhere, but I doubt you'll find anyone else who will indulge your square and compass routine for the same price (except possibly MP - MP, this is what I meant by the lower end of the market).

You really are posh if that's your idea of the lower end of the market.

[eek]

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

Your going to have to do better then that mate. The last time I looked your white list was a shade of brown flushing down the loo. A think a better name would be the toilet roll list.

[Old Greg]

only 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!

No, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.

[2BIT]

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

only 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!

[russell]

Turns out there is a brown list!? Answers on a postcard to what that one is about?

[Old Greg]

Are you still flogging that gray list tulip.

You don't need to worry about the black and gray lists. Its the agency white list you need your name on.

On it that £300 a day contract approaches £400 and that £700 bank contract could become the grand a day you believe your worth.

PM for our current introductory discount rate.

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

[Old Greg]

there is no greylist or blacklist it is time consuming and anti-competitive for the agents to all be calling each other and saying oh don't use 'x,y,z' just like I wont immediately phone all my contractor mates whenever i come across a shyster or a bulltulip agent

It certainly is anti-competitive. It's run out of a Dutch Antilles holding company to bring it outside of Data Protection legislation.

[MarillionFan]

Are you still flogging that gray list tulip.

You don't need to worry about the black and gray lists. Its the agency white list you need your name on.

On it that £300 a day contract approaches £400 and that £700 bank contract could become the grand a day you believe your worth.

PM for our current introductory discount rate.

Excellent. I've PM'd you. Please send me the details.

About time someone broke OG's monopoly. You two haven't been discussing soap powder though have you?

[2BIT]

there is no greylist or blacklist it is time consuming and anti-competitive for the agents to all be calling each other and saying oh don't use 'x,y,z' just like I wont immediately phone all my contractor mates whenever i come across a shyster or a bulltulip agent

[eek]

That's an extra 20%. If you don't like it, take your custom elsewhere, but I doubt you'll find anyone else who will indulge your square and compass routine for the same price (except possibly MP - MP, this is what I meant by the lower end of the market).

Are you still flogging that gray list tulip.

You don't need to worry about the black and gray lists. Its the agency white list you need your name on.

On it that £300 a day contract approaches £400 and that £700 bank contract could become the grand a day you believe your worth.

PM for our current introductory discount rate.

[Pondlife]

How do you think the argument started between MP and CM?

You can't just pop into MP's back door of an afternoon and then expect CM to just let you in the front door when you get home.



Not without using some sort of plastic to cover your tracks anyway.