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PrinceNamor replied

9 March 2011, 09:08
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Come to think of it, not even the worst **** would call his dog 'Digby'. Nice one, OP!

Stop swapping spit now boys you smug w*nkers. You are two truly sad little tossers.

Yes, it must be a lie and the notion of a dog catching a squirell is just so fantasical that I must have made it up.

YouTube - My dog catches a squirrel

YouTube - bulldog caught squirrel
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 16:44
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Or the original tale was complete bollocks?

Come to think of it, not even the worst **** would call his dog 'Digby'. Nice one, OP!
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Churchill replied

8 March 2011, 16:42
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

The squirrel would have felt the vibrations of a dopey great lab bounding towards him, and been off in a flash long before the mutt reached him

(unless possibly it was _very_ unwell with some squirrel malady and practically dead anyway)

Or the original tale was complete bollocks?
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Churchill replied

8 March 2011, 16:41
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?

No mate, leader of the pack, alpha male through and through.
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OwlHoot replied

8 March 2011, 16:39
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.

The squirrel would have felt the vibrations of a dopey great lab bounding towards him, and been off in a flash long before the mutt reached him

(unless possibly it was _very_ unwell with some squirrel malady and practically dead anyway)
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 16:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?

I'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?
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Churchill replied

8 March 2011, 16:37
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

There is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.

It's all very well singing "Who's the with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.

Yeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?
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Pondlife replied

8 March 2011, 16:32
There is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.

It's all very well singing "Who's the with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 16:30
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Have we considered baboons vs badgers?

My money would be on the baboon...

The badger would fight dirty and could dig a trap for the baboon to fall in.
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cojak replied

8 March 2011, 16:28
Have we considered baboons vs badgers?

My money would be on the baboon...
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Dark Black replied

8 March 2011, 16:26
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

A Yorkie called "Trixie"?

I always wanted a Yorkie called Prudence
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 16:16
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Are you sure Digby is not an acceptable name for a large Old English Sheepdog? Most likely owned by someone in their late thirties.

Yes. It's an unacceptable name for any kind of dog owned by someone with a crush on a national spokesman for business.
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Pondlife replied

8 March 2011, 16:13
Are you sure Digby is not an acceptable name for a large Old English Sheepdog? Most likely owned by someone in their late thirties.
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 16:12
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

A Yorkie called "Trixie"?

Getting colder again.
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wobbegong replied

8 March 2011, 16:11
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

OK, we're starting to get warm now. Good work.

A Yorkie called "Trixie"?
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