Reply to: Cheeky gym instructor

[TimberWolf]

I quite liked the metaphor used by the Daily Mash when it was describing science as fanny central:

The punani express has pulled into the station and all you need to do is jump aboard.

[MaryPoppins]

Thank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then

I know. Phew. I apologised for the mix up while he was doing me from behind in the board room.

[amcdonald]

I split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash

Thank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then

[MaryPoppins]

I agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also

I split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash

[Jog On]

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

They tend to do these things better on the continent

[FiveTimes]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

I agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also

[MaryPoppins]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

[Jog On]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

[MaryPoppins]

And the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?

'sullied any clunge'

Not sure that works.

Plunged?

[GreenLabel]

I think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.

And the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?

[MaryPoppins]

I think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.

[GreenLabel]

Is it 2001 again?

[alreadypacked]

Is it 2001 again?

[MaryPoppins]

FFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.

Is it 2001 again?

[GreenLabel]

Went to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).

There are some really fit birds in this class. The instructor put on an old BodyAttack cd, with a little sexy salsa dancing. A feast for my eyes, it was a real treat. (It has gone more serious and hardcore athletic training more recently).

The Irish instructor sidles up to the fittest cutest brunette and pinches her bum while she is doing the salsa shimmy! She just smiled and quite enjoyed the experience I think.

FFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.