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A kick in the balls is always an option, and don't you forget it yank boyPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Nowt wrong a ginger in my bookOriginally posted by ChrisPackit View PostWhy....what's wrong with it...
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Are you the only male in this aerobics class?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWent to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).
Good typo MP.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA kick in the balls is always an option, and don't you forget it yank boyOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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FFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWent to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).
There are some really fit birds in this class. The instructor put on an old BodyAttack cd, with a little sexy salsa dancing. A feast for my eyes, it was a real treat. (It has gone more serious and hardcore athletic training more recently).
The Irish instructor sidles up to the fittest cutest brunette and pinches her bum while she is doing the salsa shimmy! She just smiled and quite enjoyed the experience I think.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Is it 2001 again?Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostFFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs it 2001 again?
You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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I think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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