Cheeky gym instructor

[MaryPoppins]

And the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?

'sullied any clunge'

Not sure that works.

Plunged?

[Jog On]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

[MaryPoppins]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

[FiveTimes]

'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'

'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

I agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also

[Jog On]

Flange is an old one too, I thought.

I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.

They tend to do these things better on the continent

[MaryPoppins]

I agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also

I split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash

[amcdonald]

I split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash

Thank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then

[MaryPoppins]

Thank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then

I know. Phew. I apologised for the mix up while he was doing me from behind in the board room.

[TimberWolf]

I quite liked the metaphor used by the Daily Mash when it was describing science as fanny central:

The punani express has pulled into the station and all you need to do is jump aboard.