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I quite liked the metaphor used by the Daily Mash when it was describing science as fanny central:
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - geniusOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlange is an old one too, I thought.
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.
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'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
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Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostAnd the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?
Not sure that works.
Plunged?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.
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Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostFFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWent to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).
There are some really fit birds in this class. The instructor put on an old BodyAttack cd, with a little sexy salsa dancing. A feast for my eyes, it was a real treat. (It has gone more serious and hardcore athletic training more recently).
The Irish instructor sidles up to the fittest cutest brunette and pinches her bum while she is doing the salsa shimmy! She just smiled and quite enjoyed the experience I think.
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