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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - geniusOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlange is an old one too, I thought.
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlange is an old one too, I thought.
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is alsoPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gashDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo thenPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I quite liked the metaphor used by the Daily Mash when it was describing science as fanny central:
The punani express has pulled into the station and all you need to do is jump aboard.Comment
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