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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Flange is an old one too, I thought.Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Jog On View Post'Flange' I have also seen being used on 'The Inbetweeners'
'Knee high in wall-to-wall klunge' - genius
I agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is alsoOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlange is an old one too, I thought.
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.Comment
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They tend to do these things better on the continentOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFlange is an old one too, I thought.
I see you're using spelling with a 'k' there. Continental, eh.
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gashOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI agree with MP that flange is a bit old. I suppose gash is also
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Thank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo thenOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI split my knee open quite badly after falling down the stairs a couple of years back, and can still remember the look on my colleagues face when I recounted the story and concluded by asking him if he'd like to see my gash
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I know. Phew. I apologised for the mix up while he was doing me from behind in the board room.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThank goodness he didn't ask for an innuendo then
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I quite liked the metaphor used by the Daily Mash when it was describing science as fanny central:
The punani express has pulled into the station and all you need to do is jump aboard.Comment
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