Cheeky gym instructor

[MaryPoppins]

If you could reach, Shorty.

A kick in the balls is always an option, and don't you forget it yank boy

[ChrisPackit]

..and a dodgy syrup?

Why....what's wrong with it...

[MaryPoppins]

Why....what's wrong with it...

Nowt wrong a ginger in my book

[d000hg]

Went to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).

Are you the only male in this aerobics class?

A kick in the balls is always an option, and don't you forget it yank boy

Good typo MP.

[GreenLabel]

Went to Body Attack at a different gym to usual, but still the same chain (Total Fitness).

There are some really fit birds in this class. The instructor put on an old BodyAttack cd, with a little sexy salsa dancing. A feast for my eyes, it was a real treat. (It has gone more serious and hardcore athletic training more recently).

The Irish instructor sidles up to the fittest cutest brunette and pinches her bum while she is doing the salsa shimmy! She just smiled and quite enjoyed the experience I think.

FFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.

[MaryPoppins]

FFS, he's a gym instructor. He's probably rogered more poon tang than you've had cups of tea. The brunette is probably just one of the six he's ruining this week.

Is it 2001 again?

[alreadypacked]

Is it 2001 again?

[GreenLabel]

Is it 2001 again?

[MaryPoppins]

I think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.

[GreenLabel]

I think the word to use these days is 'clunge'.

And the acceptable verb? I suppose I can't use "sullied" any more either?