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I read the first 12 posts in all seriousness (well sort of) then read post 13 and couldn't stop laughing.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostScience innit. I've tried several condiments and sauces on tits and my research leads me to conclude that only custard has the ideal mix of taste, aroma, consistency and stickiness to coat the nork in a truly delectable way. Blancmange is a close second.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostHow do you know about the custard?
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Originally posted by doodab View PostExactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostCheck the source and realize:
1. Have a massive agenda
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2. Use their position to smear anyone that doesn't fit that agenda.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIgnore the source, read all the scientific experts predictions and realise they:
1. Have a massive agenda
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2. Have got it 100% wrong everytime
Laughable!
1. Have a massive agenda
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2. Use their position to smear anyone that doesn't fit that agenda.
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Originally posted by zeitghostEmpathy?
But I thought you'd had it surgically removed?
BTW Sas. Dim said you were smelly.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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