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Quoting someone's erroneous prediction back to him is hardly smearing.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds. -
Exactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostQuoting someone's erroneous prediction back to him is hardly smearing.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'll get you coatOriginally posted by doodab View PostExactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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How do you know about the custard?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYeah, get his coat. It should be custard.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Science innit. I've tried several condiments and sauces on tits and my research leads me to conclude that only custard has the ideal mix of taste, aroma, consistency and stickiness to coat the nork in a truly delectable way. Blancmange is a close second.Originally posted by doodab View PostHow do you know about the custard?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Chocolate Custard?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostScience innit. I've tried several condiments and sauces on tits and my research leads me to conclude that only custard has the ideal mix of taste, aroma, consistency and stickiness to coat the nork in a truly delectable way. Blancmange is a close second."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I fancy some bourbons.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I read the first 12 posts in all seriousness (well sort of) then read post 13 and couldn't stop laughing.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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