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  • lilelvis2000
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    I read the first 12 posts in all seriousness (well sort of) then read post 13 and couldn't stop laughing.

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  • doodab
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    I fancy some bourbons.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Science innit. I've tried several condiments and sauces on tits and my research leads me to conclude that only custard has the ideal mix of taste, aroma, consistency and stickiness to coat the nork in a truly delectable way. Blancmange is a close second.
    Chocolate Custard?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    How do you know about the custard?
    Science innit. I've tried several condiments and sauces on tits and my research leads me to conclude that only custard has the ideal mix of taste, aroma, consistency and stickiness to coat the nork in a truly delectable way. Blancmange is a close second.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yeah, get his coat. It should be custard.
    How do you know about the custard?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Exactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.
    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I'll get you coat
    Yeah, get his coat. It should be custard.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Exactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.
    I'll get you coat

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
    Quoting someone's erroneous prediction back to him is hardly smearing.
    Exactly. Smearing is when you get the chocolate sauce and spread it all over their heaving, succulent bosoms.

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  • GreenLabel
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Check the source and realize:

    1. Have a massive agenda

    and

    2. Use their position to smear anyone that doesn't fit that agenda.
    Quoting someone's erroneous prediction back to him is hardly smearing.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Ignore the source, read all the scientific experts predictions and realise they:

    1. Have a massive agenda

    and

    2. Have got it 100% wrong everytime


    Laughable!

    Check the source and realize:

    1. Have a massive agenda

    and

    2. Use their position to smear anyone that doesn't fit that agenda.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Ah yes, Fox News, the Daily Mail of television media.
    Ignore the source, read all the scientific experts predictions and realise they:

    1. Have a massive agenda

    and

    2. Have got it 100% wrong everytime


    Laughable!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I love these kind of exchanges. It's so playground.

    BTW Sas. Dim said you were smelly.
    Your mum.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Empathy?

    But I thought you'd had it surgically removed?
    I love these kind of exchanges. It's so playground.

    BTW Sas. Dim said you were smelly.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Ah yes, Fox News, the Daily Mail of television media.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Ask an adult to help you with the big words and come back.
    I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be as stupid as you, but my imagination and empathy are not up to the task.

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