Reply to: Pointless inventions

[xoggoth]

85p! I love all this cheap stuff. This week I brought a large £30 book of insect photos for a fiver at the new bookshop in town. Last month I brought a new pair of running shoes for £9.99. Only spent £7 last time though.

[RichardCranium]

you seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully

Bedwetter Alert !

[Spacecadet]

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

WMPS

Girls in high heels definitely look better than in flats. Its all down to the posture the wearer is forced to adopt and making vital bits (i.e. boobs and arse) appear stick out a little bit more, the back is given a better shape and the legs look longer, can't lose really!

[xoggoth]

a deeper hilarity

I rather like that. Maybe the meaning of life we are always looking for is actually a joke. Come 2014, the year of the second coming,
and The Lord will descend in fire and brimstone on us all and shout F* me haven't you lot got it yet? It was a man with a crocodile!

Or maybe we have had the second coming already. It's Ken Dodd. Jesus wasn't very funny either apparently, the sermon on the mount went down like a lead balloon.

[Spacecadet]

Pound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.

99p???

You're throwing money away you flash git

[d000hg]

You seem to be bit slow on the uptake today

No, people post 'jokes' which aren't funny. I'm hoping there is a deeper hilarity but when I ask, it appears this isn't the case

Actually, it was me complaining about having a stalker earlier in the year. I think it was that Strine twonk, NOB25.

No, I meant SY01 regularly complains people are ganging up on him, having a go... you seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully

[RichardCranium]

Since when did you have a christmas cracker with health & safety tips?

You seem to be bit slow on the uptake today, either you're poorly, or sleepy, being poisoned by ClientCo's boiler or distracted because you're working (which is, frankly, the least likely).

You and SB need to stop getting your crackers from the free clinic...

SB?

<SY01>Mummy, he's stalking the forum, picking on me</SY01>

Actually, it was me complaining about having a stalker earlier in the year. I think it was that Strine twonk, NOB25.

[PRC1964]

Isn't that the same as regular beer?

d000hgie, I think you either need a rest or a few beers or even both. You're not on form today.

[EternalOptimist]

Isn't that the same as regular beer?

[d000hg]

What about Chinese Beer ?

Once you've had one, a few minutes later you fancy another

Isn't that the same as regular beer?

[d000hg]

Can I nominate someone twice for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?

You need some coffee, d000hg. Have they just put the heating on in ClientCo and the carbon monoxide is getting to you?

Since when did you have a christmas cracker with health & safety tips? You and SB need to stop getting your crackers from the free clinic...

<SY01>Mummy, he's stalking the forum, picking on me</SY01>

[xoggoth]

Pound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.

[EternalOptimist]

Heh heh



you know when you've been tangoed

[PRC1964]

What about Chinese Beer ?

Once you've had one, a few minutes later you fancy another

EO, the thread is about pointless inventions not damned good ideas.

[cailin maith]

The 'privacy scarf', designed to protect your browsing from prying eyes:
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Could you imagine Gricer sitting next to you on the train using that yoke - he's piss his pants trying to get inside.