Reply to: Things going bump in the night.

[xoggoth]

Yes I am. Just send me £50 to cover administrative costs and your magic wand, worth over $9000, will be in the post.

[AtW]

Usually there are logical explanations. I was terrified as a kid by someone breathing loudly in my room. Turned out to be an owl sitting on the gas fire outlet, they make deep snoring noises apparently.

Are you harry potter? If so I claim my +5 magic wand of wishes

[xoggoth]

Usually there are logical explanations. I was terrified as a kid by someone breathing loudly in my room. Turned out to be an owl sitting on the gas fire outlet, they make deep snoring noises apparently. Once we heard lots of bumps and thumps in the attic. We opened the trap very gingerly and something suddenly moved. Next door's cat. How it got up in the attic we have no idea.

But sometimes there aren't. Our current house used to be full of noises, people walking about, small voices crying, no obvious explanation. On one occasion was sitting with son on the stairs and a young child's voice started babbling out of thin air right in front of us and carried on for half a minute.

Then we had some building work done and it all stopped. You will find that effect mentioned in many psychic texts. You don't need an exorcism, just get an extension or underfloor heating.

PS When did we get pictures back on CUK? Must hurry over to "one a day"

[mudskipper]

That's creepy. Does she get into bed with it?

It is creepy. He stares out of her bedroom door. I don't think he'd be very cuddly.

[d000hg]

daughter's lifesize cardboard Ron Weasley

That's creepy. Does she get into bed with it?

[mudskipper]

Still alive this morning? Or did the radiator get you with the ol' wine bottle up the arse trick?

All well thank you. Family home now, so if something's bumping upstairs there's no chance I'm going to hear it.

[ChimpMaster]

Still alive this morning? Or did the radiator get you with the ol' wine bottle up the arse trick?

[NotAllThere]

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I ventured halfway upstairs and shouted (rather squeakily) "anyone there?"...

Not too squeakily, or the cat may think you're a mouse and attempt to eat you.

[mudskipper]

YouTube - The Exorcism Of Emily Rose Part 3

I ain't gonna watch that. Really. I am the woman who managed to convince herself her husband was a werewolf after watching American Werewolf in London

[Paddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ravt_...eature=related

[AtW]

Maybe I should bleed the radiators.

gladiators

[shaunbhoy]

Maybe I should bleed the radiators.


All quiet now. And have empty wine bottle as weapon of choice...

Good thinking. Not many things frighten radiators, but wine bottles really spook them!

[mudskipper]

WZS

They're normally the first to sense anything, if they haven't, your water pipes may be playing up.

Maybe I should bleed the radiators.


All quiet now. And have empty wine bottle as weapon of choice...

[norrahe]

As EO intimated - if the mog isn't scared there is nothing to worry about.

WZS

They're normally the first to sense anything, if they haven't, your water pipes may be playing up.

[Cliphead]

We could have a long wait...

Wha....