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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    That’s because of the amount of data I collect.

    Got a contract advert earlier today stating that just eat handles 17m api requests a day.

    I suspect I’m going to hit that in an hour with the new plan b project.
    You handling Lovesense's complaint system then?

    MMm yeah, just there NLyUK! apparently.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    That’s because of the amount of data I collect.

    Got a contract advert earlier today stating that just eat handles 17m api requests a day.
    That's just from MF.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We got 'More data than Eek' so why not 'More clients than NLyUK'?
    That’s because of the amount of data I collect.

    Got a contract advert earlier today stating that just eat handles 17m api requests a day.

    I suspect I’m going to hit that in an hour with the new plan b project.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nick Fitz backs away quietly.
    Nowt to do with me

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Because you'd never be able to sit down again...

    HTH
    Except on your mum's face.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We got 'More data than Eek' so why not 'More clients than NLyUK'?
    Because you'd never be able to sit down again...

    HTH

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We got 'More data than Eek' so why not 'More clients than NLyUK'?
    Lets try and keep it realistic eh?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We got 'More data than Eek' so why not 'More clients than NLyUK'?
    More sores that NLUK.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Or when you get married and expect regular sex forever. Regular means Christmas and birthdays. If your birthday is December 25th?
    Are you EVER going to stop whining and get on with what passes for your life???

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The next level is 'Dull multiple-divorced tax-evading bankrupt cockwomble', but there is a character limit, so it appears to be stuck.
    We got 'More data than Eek' so why not 'More clients than NLyUK'?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Or when you get married and expect regular sex forever. Regular means Christmas and birthdays. If your birthday is December 25th?
    The next level is 'Dull multiple-divorced tax-evading bankrupt cockwomble', but there is a character limit, so it appears to be stuck.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lost It View Post
    It's a bit like when you buy a hard drive that says 720mbyte on it, but there's only actually 680.
    Or when you get married and expect regular sex forever. Regular means Christmas and birthdays. If your birthday is December 25th?

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  • Lost It
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And now rep is finally broken. I have topped out at 16384 - it has not gone up for over a week now. 2 to the power of 14 - which is a slightly odd 2 power. I expected 65536.

    Who "coded" this pile of poo? Was it done for much cheapness?
    It's a bit like when you buy a hard drive that says 720mbyte on it, but there's only actually 680.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And now rep is finally broken. I have topped out at 16384 - it has not gone up for over a week now. 2 to the power of 14 - which is a slightly odd 2 power. I expected 65536.

    Who "coded" this pile of poo? Was it done for much cheapness?
    Nick Fitz backs away quietly.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    +ve

    As lovely as Cojak
    As rich as Dimprawn
    As witty as Marillionfan
    As technical as Fitzy
    As drivelly as Zeitghost
    As inventive as Threaded

    0

    As invisible as Space Cadet

    -ve

    As gormless as Churchill
    As insulting as Minestrone
    As cretinous as Sasguru
    As annoying as Andyw
    And now rep is finally broken. I have topped out at 16384 - it has not gone up for over a week now. 2 to the power of 14 - which is a slightly odd 2 power. I expected 65536.

    Who "coded" this pile of poo? Was it done for much cheapness?

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