Reply to: Caption competition (yes it's back with inlined images!)

[NotAllThere]

Or possibly, on the same theme -

Je ne regrette rien.

[Halo Jones]

...But most of all, I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

so true

[NotAllThere]

...But most of all, I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Scrag Meister]

Take my strong hand child

[Ruprect]

gordon brown holds invisible lightbulb


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igmc

[vetran]

I can feel the pips.

Clegg has me like this!

I can count on this many voters.

[PRC1964]

Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going;
And such an instrument I was to use.
Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses,
Or else worth all the rest; I see thee still,
And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood,
Which was not so before. There's no such thing:
It is the bloody business which informs
Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one halfworld
Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse
The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates
Pale Hecate's offerings, and wither'd murder,
Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf,
Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace.
With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design
Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth,
Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear
Thy very stones prate of my whereabout,
And take the present horror from the time,
Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives:
Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives

[Halo Jones]

Vote for me or you get THE CLAW!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh the claw (for those who remember Toy Story)

[Clippy]

Labour leader fails to win over voters with Bruce Forsythe impression.

[Paddy]

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Gordon Brown does his party trick of removing his artificial eye.

[Ravello]

"I'll get you next time Gadget"

[Gibbon]

"

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight for IR35,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender,

[d000hg]

His fingers are all mangled. Brown's hand looks like Sasguru's avatar!

[original PM]

Fook just dropped my one good eye

[Sysman]

It doesn't just send you blind. It does this too.