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Caption competition (yes it's back with inlined images!)
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Edit 1: Inline images, you say. Just did a test. Nope.
Edit 2: Maybe it's my settings. <looks>
Edit 3: Yes, yes it's my settings. Meh.
Edit 4: Caption competition eh? "A future pair for all" -
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"See this grip? I've got your balls in there and there's nothing you can do about it.""See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Mandy's new dick extension is so big that I can put my hand round his bollocks and kiss his helmet like this.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I find your lack of faith disturbing."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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5 more years, 5, I say. Fook this arthritisLast edited by sasguru; 26 April 2010, 13:38.Hard Brexit now!
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