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Previously on "Neighbour kicking off again :("

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    Especially if she takes it up the chuffer.

    Your mother does, so why so shocked?

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Apparently there's something in the Labour manifesto about being able to ask for an ASBO for your neighbour - so you need to both vote Labour and then race each other to slap an ASBO on the other one.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    Especially if she takes it up the chuffer.

    We only have small houses and gardens in Yorkshire so don't have one of these to shag her in.... whatever it is...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Some have suggested shagging some sense into her. Wilmslow, how old is this woman, and is she fit? Any pics?
    Er.... I thought these facts were pretty irrelevant at the best of times, especially in this situation

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  • d000hg
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    They don't allow that kind of video on YouTube. Do they?

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  • AngelOfTheNorth
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Have you tried sweet talking her and shagging her while secretly videoing it and the tell her you will post it on YouTube unless she shuts the F up? Sorted.
    Especially if she takes it up the chuffer.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Some have suggested shagging some sense into her. Wilmslow, how old is this woman, and is she fit? Any pics?

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  • northernladuk
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    A few minutes later she gets out a huge 1980’s style ghetto blaster and whacks on Rock FM at full volumem before going inside, and shutting the door and windows!
    You could gather a large group of aged rockers, could of barrels of beer and have a loud party in your garden seems she has kindly supplied the music. Wouldn't be rude to pop her an invite as well!!!

    But enough silliness, you need practical solutions...

    Have you tried sweet talking her and shagging her while secretly videoing it and the tell her you will post it on YouTube unless she shuts the F up? Sorted.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    You could always have tried to smooth the waters by saying something like "Hey? What are you doing out of the kitchen?"

    HTH

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  • quackhandle
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    The police in this situation will be a total waste of time.

    Long story short I've had hassle from neighbours who don't work, total scum of Earth and tried to bully me and the wife over a period of 18 months, we put up a fence as he would park his car over my land/driveway! - got to the stage where he came at me with an axe in his hand!

    In criminal law the police will basically give out out a harrassment warning on both parties then you can both be arrested for Harrassment!

    The best way is to gain as much eveidence as possible and go down the civil route - it will cost more initially (eg solicitors letter) but if you win a civil case you can charge damages and send the bailiffs around. Have had no trouble with the loons in three years since I got the poilice to tell them I (or the bailiffs) will take their car off them.

    have you been on neighbours from hell website? - very valuable for info, laws etc. http://www.nfh.org.uk/

    HTH

    qh

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  • cojak
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    Did she have her washing out before you lit your fire?

    If she did I wouldn't have much sympathy for you...

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    If you want the police involved, she needs pushing over the edge. Make a giant photo of your grinning face and put it on the wall facing her house.


    Top suggestion. That would make anyone

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  • AngelOfTheNorth
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    What a wonderful use of police resources.

    OUCH!!

    I mean absolutely true ....... but still ......

    Ouch!!

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  • fullyautomatix
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    What a wonderful use of police resources.

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  • stek
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    Call the Mormons in her name and ask if they'll come round - she'll never get rid of 'em! Do the others too, Jehovah's etc.

    I did that to my bro in retaliatation for him subbing me to endless porn site I'm still on....

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