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Previously on "Extra Small Condoms"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.

    Well I would, but you'll need to use the zoom function.

    Not so much Meat and two Veg as Two Split Peas and a Maggot.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Go on then, you start...
    Oh, all right then

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.

    Go on then, you start...

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  • fullyautomatix
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    All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Anyone know where I can get some?
    The Gnome and Wear section of your local supermarket.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    No, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one end
    Or get some old fashioned sausages and get the meat out of the sausage skins, then use those.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Viz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead.
    No, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one end

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  • sasguru
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    Viz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Didn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?
    I did wonder if the packets says "Made in Mumbai".

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You don't have to put them on for a pot noodle you know
    Yes he does. His mum is fed up with cleaning the curtains.

    HTH

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  • Troll
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    Didn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Condoms are too small as it is. Strangling poor Mr Stiffy.
    You don't have to put them on for a pot noodle you know

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    If you mean 12 year old boys, try Thailand.

    If you mean extra small condoms, I'd suggest Switzerland.
    The clue is in the thread title, but ta for the info.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    I was far too busy programming my new Atari 520 ST to even think about sex.
    chef is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    If you mean 12 year old boys, try Thailand.

    If you mean extra small condoms, I'd suggest Switzerland.

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