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    #11
    Didn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      You don't have to put them on for a pot noodle you know
      Yes he does. His mum is fed up with cleaning the curtains.

      HTH

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        #13
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Didn't the Indians have a 'small size' range made especially for them?
        I did wonder if the packets says "Made in Mumbai".
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Viz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Viz tip: Condom too small? Simply use an old rugby sock instead.
            No, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one end
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #16
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              No, cut off sections from an old cycle inner tube and glue one end
              Or get some old fashioned sausages and get the meat out of the sausage skins, then use those.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Anyone know where I can get some?
                The Gnome and Wear section of your local supermarket.

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                  #18
                  All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.

                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                    All male ( female too if you prefer) posters should post pictures of their dangly bits so it is quite clear who is using extra small ones here.

                    Go on then, you start...
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Go on then, you start...
                      Oh, all right then
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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