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Previously on "How many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    the main thing though, IMO, is to have a thick skin and take criticism well
    Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
    WHS.

    And give it.
    That's right, you pair of nonces.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    There is no gang - just the TPD clique.

    tay

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Oh SAS - you winker...
    ftfy

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer View Post
    You need to apply to the Secret Forum. It's a VIP area for Secret Forum members only - you will probably guess who the members are by their candour. All the posts you never see but would like to see are shown there. The rest are sensitively edited and thrown into General. I have been told you can be quite controversial on the Secret Forum but I can't disclose my source. I think you have to work in London or the City to qualify.

    Hope this helps.

    TCS
    Oh SAS - you wag...

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  • The Central Scrutinizer
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    You need to apply to the Secret Forum. It's a VIP area for Secret Forum members only - you will probably guess who the members are by their candour. All the posts you never see but would like to see are shown there. The rest are sensitively edited and thrown into General. I have been told you can be quite controversial on the Secret Forum but I can't disclose my source. I think you have to work in London or the City to qualify.

    Hope this helps.

    TCS

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Tax Inspector - 6000
    Paedophile - 7000
    Those appear to be the wrong way round

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    although there must be some reason that Zeity sticks around
    Yep, he's lost the keys to his spaceship

    Now he's doomed to wander around Wales trying to remember where he left them.

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  • suityou01
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    at least 2800.

    HTH

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
    oops ..... thats right, youre the dude in Koln (cant do umlauts lol). <----

    My girlfriend is from Dusseldorf, a much nicer city lol! <----
    Oh dear.

    lolz.



    You're going to have to work hard to undo that crime.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    oh dear, send her my commiserations
    I think we sent enough to Dusseldorf during WW2....

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
    My girlfriend is from Dusseldorf
    oh dear, send her my commiserations

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
    How many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?
    a couple of thousand.
    But any post that contains the word "cretin" is a negative count

    guru is currently on about -500

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  • NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    wrong person

    oops ..... thats right, youre the dude in Koln (cant do umlauts lol).

    My girlfriend is from Dusseldorf, a much nicer city lol!

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I wish to categorically state for the benefit of our guests from HMRC that I do not live in the UK, do not earn money in the UK, hold no possessions or investments in the UK and am not liable to your idiotic levels of taxation. I pay idiotic amounts of tax in another quasi-socialist country, thank you very much.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    and us Fakers out here trying to train them
    How's it going ALP?

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