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How many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?
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The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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You only need 3 posts to join the 'Stats modellers and banjo-players, squeal-like-a-piggy hillbilly reenactment society'
Get in touch with SasGoru, the password is 'youre a long way from Aintree'
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Here's a big hello to the lurking agents!
I've heard there are some vacancies down at Swindon. Some bloke called C.Lyon needs bodies apparentlySpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View Postand us Fakers out here trying to train them"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI wish to categorically state for the benefit of our guests from HMRC that I do not live in the UK, do not earn money in the UK, hold no possessions or investments in the UK and am not liable to your idiotic levels of taxation. I pay idiotic amounts of tax in another quasi-socialist country, thank you very much.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Postwrong person
My girlfriend is from Dusseldorf, a much nicer city lol!Comment
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Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View PostHow many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?
But any post that contains the word "cretin" is a negative count
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Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View PostMy girlfriend is from DusseldorfThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by chef View Postoh dear, send her my commiserationsOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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