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How many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?
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You're lucky. I was frightened. I thought I had a stalker.Originally posted by cojak View Post(If you make me laugh 3 times in a day...)
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Everybody in da house say "Woah!"Originally posted by cojak View Post...and the housewarming party.
Everybody in da house sey "Hey! Hey!"
OK, so dis is where itz at.
I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou would say that you ugly gaylord.
that's not what your wife said..
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He was just being friendly Dickie, like a big 'ole St Bernard!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou're lucky. I was frightened. I thought I had a stalker.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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How could you tell? She had her mouth fullOriginally posted by chef View Post
that's not what your wife said..
IGMC
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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With a post count of <50......Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post(as above)
but with a Custom Godlike Title!!!

Its fair to say "You are in" - Or Admins Sockpuppet!Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…and moon Cailin Maith from time to time for reasons which will shortly become apparent.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Thanks, just what the doctor ordered!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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There's a sweet spot between 1000, and 10,000 where you just may be taken seriously... once you get over that people think you must be a sad attention seeking loser with nothing better to do.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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