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How many posts do you need to make here before you become 'one of the gang'?
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostAround 5188 posts IIRCScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThere's a sweet spot between 1000, and 10,000 where you just may be taken seriously... once you get over that people think you must be a sad attention seeking loser with nothing better to do.
Isn’t it enough to just send big invoices for having an easy life?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat kind of narrow minded egotistical maniac would want to be ‘taken seriously’?
Isn’t it enough to just send big invoices for having an easy life?Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostYou Invoice CUK????My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCUK aren't paying you????"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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No no no - it's not about post count, you just need to make a few posts taking the outraged daily mail line on crime and punishment, the government, the government, the government, scroungers etc, a few posts slagging Hector/permies/socialists/people who don't carry guns/speed limits, and the a few praising Thatcher/Pinochet/Hitler etc and you're sorted.Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostNo no no - it's not about post count, you just need to make a few posts taking the outraged daily mail line on crime and punishment, the government, the government, the government, scroungers etc, a few posts slagging Hector/permies/socialists/people who don't carry guns/speed limits, and the a few praising Thatcher/Pinochet/Hitler etc and you're sorted."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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This is a local forum, there's nothing for you here!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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