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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is that not your fantasy.
    ahhh

    Lilly Allen on the ipod

    good luck this weekend


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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    when i first met you
    you was wanting more
    but you was fking that girl next door

    what dyou do that for ?


    dum de dum


    Is that not your fantasy?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Paula View Post
    Pulling him off the Houses of Parliament, him dressed as Batman
    when i first met you
    you was wanting more
    but you was fking that girl next door

    what dyou do that for ?


    dum de dum


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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paula View Post
    Pulling him off the Houses of Parliament, him dressed as Batman
    You said it turned you on when I dressed as Batman and climbed on your wardrobe.

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  • Paula
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    Pulling him off the Houses of Parliament, him dressed as Batman

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No. I dream of giant squirrels pulling me off. So the same dream as you....
    Would that be puliing you off a giant acorn ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paula View Post
    Hi Brillo Pad Do you dream of me?
    No. I dream of giant squirrels pulling me off. So the same dream as you....

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  • Paula
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Hi atw
    Hi Brillo Pad Do you dream of me?

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.

    I believe NickFitz is real.
    I'm fairly confident I exist.
    Every female is a fembot.
    And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.
    Nope, this is in fact a leading edge atrificial stupidity algorithm. It seems to work pretty well.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paula View Post
    Hi Ben

    I've just been shopping for Star Trek Videos in my Bikini, I got some looks I can tell you. Silly me, I'm always forgetting to put clothes on! Anyway, I've just got to reformat a hard drive and load on Linux, before I do some java apps.

    Mmmmm do you like Xena Warrior Princess, she's hot no?



    x
    Hi atw

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I do like CyberTory but Wilmslow is a bit poor quality these days.
    I'm rather glad that AtW has been retired.
    But AtW is one of the few members with a credible back story (others include wxMan) of life outside CUK.

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  • cojak
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    <ferret guilty hides handwritten receipt for a fancy Microsoft keyboard... >

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards
    I have told you before that we do not cover costs for moderators. Hope it wasn't a new one...

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards
    That long?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards

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