Hi. Noobie Here

[sasguru]

Hi Ben

I've just been shopping for Star Trek Videos in my Bikini, I got some looks I can tell you. Silly me, I'm always forgetting to put clothes on! Anyway, I've just got to reformat a hard drive and load on Linux, before I do some java apps.

Mmmmm do you like Xena Warrior Princess, she's hot no?



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[RichardCranium]

Right, so it seems that the number of humans on this board is actually around 10, all the others being puppets

I suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.

I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.

[Platypus]

And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.

Even SAS? Shurely shome mistake?

[alreadypacked]

I suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.

I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.

I'm real, well I think I am

[Chutney Spoon]

I have lurked here for some time but am only now starting to appreciate the wit, although I haven't grasped the Chutney Spoon yet and don't understand why everyone is mean to Cyberman. It has it's fair share of trolls and HMRC tulips (buzz word) fishing for info. Also there are more female impersonators than a Danny La Rue convention. enjoy!

You don't grab it you lick it.

[sasguru]

Even SAS? Shurely shome mistake?

I am a sockpuppet of the mods. Remember there's 3 of us?

[Zippy]

I suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.

I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.

No we're not

Two bags of gravel and a beard please

[Gordon Brown]

I'm real.



So's the national debt unfortunately.

[Paula]

Mmm I once spilt it all down my top. I had to get one of my girlfriends to lick it off. We got some looks I can tell you

[Platypus]

Mmm I once spilt it all down my top. I had to get one of my girlfriends to lick it off. We got some looks I can tell you

No, that's not a roll of dimes in my pocket