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#31

24 July 2009, 15:19

Originally posted by Paula View Post

Hi Ben

I've just been shopping for Star Trek Videos in my Bikini, I got some looks I can tell you. Silly me, I'm always forgetting to put clothes on! Anyway, I've just got to reformat a hard drive and load on Linux, before I do some java apps.

Mmmmm do you like Xena Warrior Princess, she's hot no?

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#32

24 July 2009, 15:19

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I have lurked here for some time but am only now starting to appreciate the wit

Are you sure about that?
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#33

24 July 2009, 15:19

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I haven't grasped the Chutney Spoon yet...

Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards

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#34

24 July 2009, 15:21

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Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards

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#35

24 July 2009, 15:22

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#36

24 July 2009, 15:23

Originally posted by ferret View Post

Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards

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#37

24 July 2009, 15:30

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Oh FFS, this forum has caused 3 keyboards to die for me, that was too much sugary coffee on the keyboard, I give this one a week. B*stards

I have told you before that we do not cover costs for moderators. Hope it wasn't a new one...
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24 July 2009, 15:35

<ferret guilty hides handwritten receipt for a fancy Microsoft keyboard... >

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#39

24 July 2009, 16:28

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I do like CyberTory but Wilmslow is a bit poor quality these days.
I'm rather glad that AtW has been retired.

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#40

24 July 2009, 17:27

Originally posted by Paula View Post

Hi Ben

I've just been shopping for Star Trek Videos in my Bikini, I got some looks I can tell you. Silly me, I'm always forgetting to put clothes on! Anyway, I've just got to reformat a hard drive and load on Linux, before I do some java apps.

Mmmmm do you like Xena Warrior Princess, she's hot no?

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