Reply to: Soap question

[Grinder]

Schadenfreude - delight in the misery of others.

I have always wondered why soap dispenser soap looks like semen. If I was the attendant for a hoity-toity office block, I would definitely consider topping it up with some of my own. That'll teach them ponsey buggas!

[TimberWolf]

Why the ?

[Pondlife]

In my 'gym' many kids are taken by their parents for swimming lessons. There are many different facilities including a creche and kiddies dance and fitness classes.

Why the ?

[darmstadt]

Swarfega, and you could also use it for some chocolate starfish action (as long its not the type with little balls in it)

[Cyberman]

Do gyms allow children to join?

In my 'gym' many kids are taken by their parents for swimming lessons. There are many different facilities including a creche and kiddies dance and fitness classes.

[Mich the Tester]

I may do. Or I might use the park for running and cycling around for free instead. Come to think of it that's where the fit birds have probably gone.

Either that, or they've given up on the gym and are sitting at home eating chocolate and getting fat.

Mind you, rugby training at the local beach tonight; good chance to see the female beach volleyball players in action.

[TimberWolf]

...and you haven't found another gym yet?

I may do. Or I might use the park for running and cycling around for free instead. Come to think of it that's where the fit birds have probably gone.

[zamzummim]

Washing up liquid gives me rashes.


This is not entirely a bad thing.

Oh but you could also blow bubbles with washing up liquid...can you do that with shampoo? I msut try it tonight

[Mich the Tester]

My gym used to be full of fit nubiles, but it is now mostly kids and old men.

...and you haven't found another gym yet?

[TimberWolf]

Do gyms allow children to join?

My gym used to be full of fit nubiles, but it is now mostly kids and old men.

[d000hg]

Do gyms allow children to join?

[Cyberman]

Some of the people at my local gym take an empty shampoo bottle and fill it up using those dispensers. How sad is that?

I saw some kids doing that and told them in no uncertain terms to stop. It's theft and it's very bad parenting to allow your kids to get away with this. Once they start in life with this attitude where do they stop ?

[Mich the Tester]

Why not just buy a huge bottle of washing up liquid, that would work too. And you could wash the dishes as well as yourself with it.. innit?

Washing up liquid gives me rashes.


This is not entirely a bad thing.

[zamzummim]

Why not just buy a huge bottle of washing up liquid, that would work too. And you could wash the dishes as well as yourself with it.. innit?

[RichardCranium]

Does that mean showering in the ladies shower room?

Well, that's an end to any productivity from me this morning!


... wanders off into the dark recesses of a filthy imagination ...